Who were those fabulous masked men? They were "The Twinkies", of course! From humble beginnings at "Camp Bob", hidden deep in the mysterious and uncharted hills of Ridgefield, the musical UFO known as The Twinkies took up residence at the creaky Bachelor's II in Redding, and never looked back. That's why all their cars had dented trunk lids - except for Chance, who wisely drove a jeep - no trunk.

Years passed ... or was it only a moment? The BII got a fresh coat of paint and became a yuppified steak joint, and the boys all drifted away. They needed something more than paint - except for Chance, who had always been pretty good with paint. He didn't have the jeep anymore, so he had to start looking back, just like everyone else. When he did, he realized that the Twinkies weren't dead - They were only sleeping. A plan was hatched for a glorious reunion!

Then, a disgruntled former roadie named "Murphy" decided that this was his chance for revenge! He took a look at the reunion plans, and looked, and looked, and looked some more. Finally he found the FATAL FLAW!!! He called up Julio at the BII and casually asked, "So, Julio, sweetheart... How can youse have a Twinkie reunion at the BII if youse don't have a cabaret license any more?"  Damn that punk Murphy and his LAWS! He was right though. The reunion would have to be somewhere else. Somewhere where Murphy and his laws were powerless...

The reunion was so much fun that soon the Twinkies had decided to ride the same wave as those Beatles guys, and Twinkiemania was born.

Everything after that is kinda fuzzy...

Many thanks to Alan Eastright for send me the posters on this page!